The Incorporated States of Lazer Llamas is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory vegetarianism, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 27.901 billion Lazer Llamasians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Lazer Llamasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,242 trillion Alfalfas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Book Publishing and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 44,536 Alfalfas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, Lazer Llamas's famous countrysides are shrouded by wind farms, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lazer Llamas's national animal is the Lazer LLama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lazer Llamas is ranked 283,621^st in the world and 22^nd in Ozzy for Safest, scoring 5.89 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.