The Kingdom of Lemontea is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sophia Langley with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.191 billion Lemonteans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemonade. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Lemontean economy, worth a remarkable 1,885 trillion Lemons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 262,235 Lemons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The best defense is a good fence, gamblers often find their stakes burnt, high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers, and the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lemontea's national animal is the Quail, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lemontea is ranked 9,900^th in the world and 590^th in Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,561.19 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.