Population | 6.927 billion |
Capital | Larshavinkstadt |
Leader | President Matthew W Conaughtsby |
Faith | Galactianism |
Currency | Pecratian Illocos |
Animal | Zagreb-Manila-Fort Bald Kosmo Dragoneer |
The Blauer Reichsadler of Lemsrow is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Matthew W Conaughtsby with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, ban on automobiles, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.927 billion Lemsrownians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Larshavinkstadt. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Lemsrowian economy, worth a remarkable 1,731 trillion Pecratian Illocos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 249,966 Pecratian Illocos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, and saying "don't do anything that President Matthew W Conaughtsby wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemsrow's national animal is the Zagreb-Manila-Fort Bald Kosmo Dragoneer, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Galactianism.
Lemsrow is ranked 2,123rd in the world and 88th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 257 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Lemsrow, saying "don't do anything that President Matthew W Conaughtsby wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
- : Following new legislation in Lemsrow, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
- : Following new legislation in Lemsrow, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs.
- : Following new legislation in Lemsrow, citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off.
- : Following new legislation in Lemsrow, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons.
- : Lemsrow was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Lemsrow lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Lemsrow was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Aoncarpa.
- : Lemsrow was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Marlducro.
- : Lemsrow was endorsed by The Federation of ZleekyGgh.
World Assembly
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