The 2nd Slakalland of Linkoli is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nenendal Azolypota with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.64 billion Linkolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akilslak. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.8%.

The powerhouse Linkolian economy, worth 114 trillion manas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 69,967 manas, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

It is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug, and equality looks curiously unequal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Linkoli's national animal is the Zequih Whale and its national religion is Tanthenism.

Linkoli is ranked 246,220^th in the world and 13,286^th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.57 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.