The Empire of Lionteeth is a small, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 20 million Lionteethians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 20.4%.

The fair Lionteethian economy, worth 790 billion lions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,536 lions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, and the government is hounded to provide tissues whenever the feelings of the Dàguó people are hurt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lionteeth's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lionteeth is ranked 265,454^th in the world and 204^th in Aesica for Most Developed, scoring 51.05 on the Human Development Index.