The Raûmede of Solyv is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Eochya de Vovannes with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.707 billion Solyvians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sanvièe. The average income tax rate is 32.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Solyvian economy, worth 96.0 trillion Roubles a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 56,263 Roubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, and the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Solyv's national animal is the Solyv Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Solyèvean-Rite Aethelism.

Solyv is ranked 280,010^th in the world and 277^th in Aesica for Nicest Citizens, with 4 average smiles per day.