The Dairy of Lore XI is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lady Lore with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism and enforced nudity. The cynical population of 27.44 billion Loreians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Environment, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amsterdam. The average income tax rate is 44.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Loreian economy, worth 752 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 27,414 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Amsterdamness has been named as Lore XI's national religion, Lore XI has designated Amsterdam as its capital city, Lady Lore has just been declared ruler of Lore XI in an international press conference, and the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lore XI's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Amsterdamness.

Lore XI is ranked 265,478^th in the world and 2^nd in Anne Frank for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,988.94 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.