The Kingdom of Lothringen-Elsass is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Anna von Kircheis with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, compulsory military service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 28.537 billion Lothringen-Elsassians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kolmar. The average income tax rate is 36.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Lothringen-Elsassian economy, worth a remarkable 3,201 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 112,182 Reichsmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, books are so highly regarded in Lothringen-Elsass that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, and immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lothringen-Elsass's national animal is the werwolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Wotanism.

Lothringen-Elsass is ranked 26,859^th in the world and 2^nd in The Reich for Highest Poor Incomes, with 79,625.48 Standard Monetary Units.