The Republic of Lovaterialicious is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, devout population of 731 million Lovaterialiciousians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 59.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Lovaterialiciousian economy, worth 70.9 trillion Solaires a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 97,002 Solaires, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Not all rivers run to the sea, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, and endangered species are effective hostages against the Lovaterialiciousian military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lovaterialicious's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lovaterialicious is ranked 102,605^th in the world and 63^rd in Estalcia for Safest, scoring 82.31 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.