Population | 14.289 billion |
Capital | Ciudád Durruti |
Leader | Compadre Mika Etchebéhère |
Faith | absolutamente nada |
Currency | libra |
Animal | cerdo azul |
The Red Fleet Marines of Lyrical International Brigade is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Compadre Mika Etchebéhère with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 14.289 billion Brigadieres Lyricales are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Defense, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudád Durruti. The average income tax rate is 34.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient Lyricál economy, worth 648 trillion libras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,375 libras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, and laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts. Crime is totally unknown. Lyrical International Brigade's national animal is the cerdo azul, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is absolutamente nada.
Lyrical International Brigade is ranked 41,292nd in the world and 47th in The Internationale for Most Beautiful Environments, with 736.6 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lyrical International Brigade's influence in The Internationale fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
- : Lyrical International Brigade was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential, Most Stationary, and Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Lyrical International Brigade was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Lyrical International Brigade's influence in The Internationale rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Lyrical International Brigade was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Lyrical International Brigade was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies.
- : Lyrical International Brigade's influence in The Internationale fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
- : Lyrical International Brigade's influence in The Internationale rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Lyrical International Brigade was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Lyrical International Brigade was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.