The Map Featured Cookie Monster of Mapwatcher Manny Heffley is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Manny Heffley with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.523 billion cookies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heffame Street. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Manny Heffleys sponsor economy, worth 163 trillion Cookieses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,488 Cookieses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, and Manny Heffley is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mapwatcher Manny Heffley's national animal is the Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mapwatcher Manny Heffley is ranked 274,649^th in the world and 338^th in Lonia Kreptia Llor for Fattest Citizens, with 6.45 Obesity Rate.