The Emperor's Hand of Mara Jade-Skywalker is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Luke with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.108 billion Mara Jade-Skywalkerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coruscant. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Mara Jade-Skywalkerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,980 trillion credits a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Information Technology, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 294,906 credits, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, citizens are bankrupted by injuries to cousins they've never met, and praying before a battle is a court-martial offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mara Jade-Skywalker's national animal is the wookie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cards.

Mara Jade-Skywalker is ranked 249,848^th in the world and 4,370^th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -151.97 on the Scary Big Number Scale.