The Community of Marble Statues is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.181 billion Marble Statuesians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Marble Statuesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,606 trillion chisels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 93,527 chisels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Smiling in public is seen as criminally suspicious behaviour, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, and former slave owners are now enslaved to basic human rights laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marble Statues's national animal is the asian bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Marble Statues is ranked 236,102^nd in the world and 16^th in Greece for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring zero on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.