The Republic of March 22nd is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Maone population. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.627 billion March 22ndians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Welfare, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Industry are ignored. The average income tax rate is 31.1%.

The March 22ndian economy, worth 113 trillion March 22nds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 43,312 March 22nds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. March 22nd's national animal is the Maone, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

March 22nd is ranked 223,751^st in the world and 9^th in Roses With Thorns for Highest Average Incomes, with 43,312.03 Standard Monetary Units.