The Holy Empire of Meotopia is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 207 million Meotopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 31.5%.

The Meotopian economy, worth 8.19 trillion Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 39,569 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Pushy mums tell their kids to be doctors and engineers but steer them away from being penniless lawyers, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, the death penalty has been reintroduced, and it is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meotopia's national animal is the Horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Meotopia is ranked 309,334^th in the world and 184^th in Benigtopia for Largest Black Market, with 8.00 billion Standard Monetary Units.