The Time Lords of Metacrisis is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Doctor with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 23.289 billion Galifreyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galifrey. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Galifreyian economy, worth a remarkable 5,439 trillion Credits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 233,567 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, anti-government web sites are springing up, and school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Metacrisis's national animal is the Giant Space Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Sanctum of Time.

Metacrisis is ranked 3,077^th in the world and 165^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 129.74 law-abiding acts per hour.