The Kingdom of Mex Laing is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Louis XIV with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, ban on automobiles, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 1.65 billion Mex Laingians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vida Lerde. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Mex Laingian economy, worth 172 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 104,438 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public parks are littered with cigarette butts, teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty, Mex Laingian royals love to remind their siblings who was adopted first, and a vast monorail network carries people all over the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mex Laing's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mex Laing is ranked 313,990^th in the world and 782^nd in Horizon for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.49 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.