The Federation of Mike Parson is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.787 billion Mike Parsonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.4%.

The strong Mike Parsonian economy, worth 230 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 48,065 Delta Eagles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 138,305 per year while the poor average 13,271, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, and commercials are consistently recorded in soft white rooms. Crime is a problem. Mike Parson's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mike Parson is ranked 316,400^th in the world and 6^th in empire of kingdoms for Safest, scoring 7.17 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.