The Free Land of Mill Park is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 593 million Mill Parkians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Defense, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The strong Mill Parkian economy, worth 36.5 trillion Stones a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 61,481 Stones, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 392,171 per year while the poor average 3,964, a ratio of 98.9 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, copyright laws have been abolished, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Mill Park's national animal is the Sheep, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Mill Park is ranked 245,743^rd in the world and 7^th in The Three Isles for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.71 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.