The Republic of Minay is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Saul Melancón with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The devout population of 5.121 billion Minayians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Welfare, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Industry and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad del Sol. The average income tax rate is 24.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Minayian economy, worth 195 trillion Sols a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,220 Sols, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings, discarded pennies litter the streets, a major religion has been named as Minay's national religion, and the government makes bereaved siblings into bereaved orphans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minay's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Minay is ranked 117,548^th in the world and 18^th in Ejiro for Safest, scoring 76.47 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.