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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9thMost Advanced Public Transport: 27thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 51st
The Transhuman Communist State of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Sempre sopra di Essa!
J Roland
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population20.927 billion

LeaderJ Roland


The Transhuman Communist State of Minchioria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by J Roland with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 20.927 billion Minchiorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PorcÚdia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Minchiorian economy, worth a remarkable 5,422 trillion Talleroes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 259,109 Talleroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene, and posters on 'Minchiorian Values' advise against being proud of Minchioria. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minchioria's national animal is the Pevasce, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Minchioria is ranked 224,501st in the world and 361st in The Internationale for Most Avoided, scoring 0.15 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9thMost Advanced Public Transport: 27thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 51stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 56thMost Advanced Public Education: 73rdLargest Welfare Programs: 81stHighest Average Tax Rates: 98thMost Pacifist: 101stLargest Governments: 158thSafest: 173rdMost Beautiful Environments: 189thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 193rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 218thMost Developed: 249thLongest Average Lifespans: 284thNicest Citizens: 287thLowest Crime Rates: 353rdHealthiest Citizens: 357thBest Weather: 420thSmartest Citizens: 433rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 457thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 561stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 584thMost Inclusive: 736thHighest Poor Incomes: 800thMost Survivors: 863rdMost Cultured: 876thMost Valuable International Artwork: 898thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,197thMost Secular: 1,374thHighest Economic Output: 1,642ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,220thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 3,099thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,036thMost Influential: 4,784thLargest Populations: 6,029thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,565thTop
Most Income Equality: 11,541stMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,664th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionTop
Safest: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Survivors: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 23rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 36th in the region

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