The Big Kingdom of Mobile dic is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Geraldo Cruz Castiglione with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.986 billion Mobiledicians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Puerto. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Mobiledician economy, worth 375 trillion Limassols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 125,762 Limassols, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 466,552 per year while the poor average 23,845, a ratio of 19.6 to 1.

Pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, and soiled underwear is being repurposed as (off-)white flags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mobile dic's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Judaism.

Mobile dic is ranked 35,644^th in the world and 1^st in Consigahrian Imperial Protectorates for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 25,341.69 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.