The *Gone*smearc of Monsmearc is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mother Anarchy with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.614 billion Homo sapiens hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The *drumrolls* *wait for it* City. The average income tax rate is 45.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Monsmearcan economy, worth 134 trillion Union of Costa Rica Trading Cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,240 Union of Costa Rica Trading Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, and aspiring musicians couldn't give away their music if they tried. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monsmearc's national animal is the Homo sapien, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Monsmearc is ranked 91,481^st in the world and 13^th in Liberty Democratic Alliance for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.11 law-abiding acts per hour.