The State of Mortimern is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-working, democratic population of 30.713 billion Mortimernians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 38.1%.

The Mortimernian economy, worth 938 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 30,549 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government is avowedly atheist, Mortimern's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, military funding has been stripped back, and Mortimern has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mortimern's national animal is the deer.

Mortimern is ranked 133,593^rd in the world and 1^st in Maldives for Safest, scoring 67.75 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.