The Colony of Myasnaya Volna is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.075 billion Myasnaya Volnans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Myasnaya Volnan economy, worth 19.7 trillion aurums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 18,308 aurums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Myasnaya Volna's national animal is the bovina, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Myasnaya Volna is ranked 56,031^st in the world and 2^nd in Federal Republic of Russia for Safest, scoring 101.1 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.