The Borderlands of N38779 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.081 billion N38779ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.9%.

The frighteningly efficient N38779ian economy, worth 859 trillion nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 141,311 nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Light entertainment isn't dead, police frequently raid drugstores in search of contraband bottles of New Spice aftershave, traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways, and lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. N38779's national animal is the nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

N38779 is ranked 202,048^th in the world and 7,936^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 43 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.