The Federation of Narvatus is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 9.373 billion Narvatusians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Usoreum. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Narvatusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,832 trillion ounces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 195,555 ounces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, it is quite common for bar patrons to discuss Wittgenstein over cordials and games of backgammon, it is rumoured that Leader uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions, and politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narvatus's national animal is the common housecat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the holiest freedoms.

Narvatus is ranked 12,060^th in the world and 45^th in The Free Nations Region for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,635.24 on the Clooney Contribution Index.