The Better off Deadness of NaRwHay is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lane Meyers with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.449 billion clowns are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greendale. The average income tax rate is 37.1%.

The frighteningly efficient clown economy, worth 773 trillion keklandeses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 173,828 keklandeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

People often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, and the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. NaRwHay's national animal is the subway sandwhich, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NaRwHay is ranked 289,524^th in the world and 4^th in Canterbury for Safest, scoring 3.96 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.