The Republic of Natcatjojo is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Natalie with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.983 billion Natcatjojoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elsity. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Natcatjojoan economy, worth 139 trillion Woolongs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,539 Woolongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, and tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Natcatjojo's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Natcatjojo is ranked 39,084^th in the world and 2,445^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.08 law-abiding acts per hour.