The Die Utopie of Naval Guns is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chief Justice Ashton Kyle with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, strictly enforced bedtime, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 35.797 billion Utopies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Futter Stadt. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Naval Gunsian economy, worth a remarkable 7,775 trillion Utopie Kronens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 217,198 Utopie Kronens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, and revolutionaries only deal in CyanCatCoin. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Naval Guns's national animal is the fliegende Wal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nationalism.

Naval Guns is ranked 17,579^th in the world and 2^nd in Scarif for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 330.34 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.