The Most Serene Republic of Neo Splatoonia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by DJ Ikagêso Scampï with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.068 billion Inklings and Octarians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inkopolis. The average income tax rate is 17.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Splatooned economy, worth a remarkable 2,328 trillion super sea snails a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 178,189 super sea snails, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians spend a lot of time hanging around kids' playgrounds, being doxxed on social media is now mandatory, taxpayers cringe whenever someone brings up the Former Antagonist Reparations Treaty, and elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Neo Splatoonia's national animal is the Great Zapfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Neo Splatoonia is ranked 6,917^th in the world and 2^nd in The Vincence Empire for Fattest Citizens, with 21.45 Obesity Rate.