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Rudest Citizens: 1,544thHighest Crime Rates: 2,445thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,499th
The Most Serene Republic of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
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Neo Splatoonia

Population1.537 billion

LeaderDJ IkagÍso ScampÔ

Currencysuper sea snail
AnimalGreat Zapfish

The Most Serene Republic of Neo Splatoonia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by DJ IkagÍso ScampÔ with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.537 billion Inklings and Octarians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inkopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Splatooned economy, worth 233 trillion super sea snails a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 151,859 super sea snails, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 758,162 per year while the poor average 17,125, a ratio of 44.3 to 1.

The government is constantly playing a game of four-dimensional economic chess with health insurance firms, eminent domain has been abolished, adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble, and armed security details escort librarians to their homes. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Neo Splatoonia's national animal is the Great Zapfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Neo Splatoonia is ranked 35,634th in the world and 15th in The Vincence Empire for Largest Governments, scoring 20.81 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Rudest Citizens: 1,544thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,445thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,499thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,139thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,625thLargest Retail Industry: 4,557thMost Armed: 6,009thNudest: 8,035thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,795thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,632ndTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,989thMost Devout: 12,022ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,366thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,441stMost Efficient Economies: 13,290thHighest Average Incomes: 13,761stMost Avoided: 13,770thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,507thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,289thMost Inclusive: 18,086thHighest Drug Use: 18,339thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19,562ndLargest Black Market: 19,969thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,831stLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,200thMost Cultured: 21,692nd
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the region

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