The Kingdom of Netronia is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.927 billion Netronians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 45.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Netronian economy, worth 630 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,653 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, Netronians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, and all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Netronia's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Netronia is ranked 78,823^rd in the world and 14^th in Keep of Darkness XL for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.72 law-abiding acts per hour.