The Constitutional Monarchy of Neuvo Bulgaria is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Simeon the Reformer with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.457 billion Bulgarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sofia. The average income tax rate is 85.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bulgarian economy, worth 214 trillion Levs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 147,425 Levs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists can sign away their music on luxury paper with freshly-squeezed squid ink, old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore, Chekhov's guns are killing the entertainment budget, and hordes of tourists are ruining the environment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neuvo Bulgaria's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Neuvo Bulgaria is ranked 301,679^th in the world and 128^th in Imperatus for Fattest Citizens, with 4.22 Obesity Rate.