The Republika of Nezavisna Crna Gora is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 39.249 billion Nezavisna Crna Gorans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and International Aid. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Nezavisna Crna Goran economy, worth 945 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 24,086 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nezavisna Crna Gora's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nezavisna Crna Gora is ranked 87,306^th in the world and 4^th in Crna Gora for Safest, scoring 87.83 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.