The Nomadic People of No Vadi is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by an AI with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 4.562 billion No Vadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient part of No Vadi economy, worth 764 trillion liters of Water a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 167,496 liters of Water, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, and No Vadians incessantly needle their doctors for relief. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. No Vadi's national animal is the jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

No Vadi is ranked 2,136^th in the world and 2^nd in Horizon for Most Cultured, scoring 257 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.