The Republic of Nocookies195 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its burgeoning bison population. The quiet, industrious population of 8.038 billion Nocookies195ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 24.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Nocookies195ian economy, worth 218 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,210 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nocookies195's national animal is the bison, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Nocookies195 is ranked 223,069^th in the world and 1^st in The Holy Order for Highest Food Quality, scoring 9.95 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.