The Republic of Noob27 is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 2.93 billion Noob27ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Noob27ian economy, worth 209 trillion Noobs a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,390 Noobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The politician's labor union forces stage names upon candidates, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother, and the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob27's national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noob27 is ranked 160,843^rd in the world and 18^th in Noob for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,705.25 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.