The Memery of North Cromch is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Meme Man with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 13.846 billion North Cromchians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Super-Dank-Polis. The average income tax rate is 79.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming North Cromchian economy, worth a remarkable 1,524 trillion Cronches a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,097 Cronches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surveillance cameras are banned, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Super-Dank-Polis for fear of causing a fuss, the armed forces pride themselves on being conventional and predictable, and claims adjusters are uselessly vague. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Cromch's national animal is the Gobolgobgalablab, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Cromch is ranked 151,794^th in the world and 7^th in Lardyland for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 465.69 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.