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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,529thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,891stLargest Welfare Programs: 6,106th
The Memery of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal
Stonks.
Meme Man
Influence
Superpower
Vice-Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Good

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North Cromch

Population8.528 billion

CapitalSuper-Dank-Polis
LeaderMeme Man

CurrencyCronch
AnimalGobolgobgalablab

The Memery of North Cromch is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Meme Man with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 8.528 billion North Cromchians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Super-Dank-Polis. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse North Cromchian economy, worth 934 trillion Cronches a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,637 Cronches, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists are pillars of society, stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, and baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Cromch's national animal is the Gobolgobgalablab, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Cromch is ranked 16,881st in the world and 1st in Lardyland for Most Cultured, scoring 97 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,529thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,891stLargest Welfare Programs: 6,106thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,738thMost Pacifist: 10,789thMost Influential: 12,054thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,323rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,923rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,274thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,683rdNicest Citizens: 14,816thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,958thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,203rdTop
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Best Weather: 15,526thHighest Food Quality: 15,820thMost Inclusive: 16,777thMost Cultured: 16,881stMost Advanced Public Education: 17,580thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,150thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,310thSmartest Citizens: 19,319thHealthiest Citizens: 19,779thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,356thMost Rebellious Youth: 22,489thLargest Governments: 25,526thMost Income Equality: 25,567thLowest Crime Rates: 27,012th
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the region

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