Population | 8.528 billion |
Capital | Super-Dank-Polis |
Leader | Meme Man |
Currency | Cronch |
Animal | Gobolgobgalablab |
The Memery of North Cromch is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Meme Man with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 8.528 billion North Cromchians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Super-Dank-Polis. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse North Cromchian economy, worth 934 trillion Cronches a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,637 Cronches, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Artists are pillars of society, stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, and baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Cromch's national animal is the Gobolgobgalablab, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
North Cromch is ranked 16,881st in the world and 1st in Lardyland for Most Cultured, scoring 97 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : North Cromch was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : North Cromch was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : North Cromch was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : North Cromch agreed to construct embassies between Lardyland and Stepford County.
- : North Cromch lodged a message on the Lardyland Regional Message Board.
- : North Cromch lodged a message on the Big brains Regional Message Board.
- : North Cromch proposed constructing embassies between Lardyland and Spam.
- : North Cromch voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Standardised Passport Act"".
- : North Cromch lost WA Delegate status in Lardyland.
- : North Cromch was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.