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Largest Agricultural Sector: 5,275thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,192ndLargest Publishing Industry: 9,573rd
The Memery of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Meme Man
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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North Cromch

Population2.079 billion

LeaderMeme Man


The Memery of North Cromch is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Meme Man with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.079 billion North Cromchians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Super-Dank-Polis. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming North Cromchian economy, worth 237 trillion Cronches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 114,466 Cronches, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the North Cromchian Space Agency, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Cromch's national animal is the Gobolgobgalablab, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Cromch is ranked 66,751st in the world and 11th in Lardyland for Best Weather, with 109 Meters Of Sunlight.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 5,275thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,192ndLargest Publishing Industry: 9,573rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,994thTop
Most Pacifist: 13,008thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,597thMost Cultured: 15,080thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,365thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,813thNicest Citizens: 15,892ndMost Inclusive: 16,263rdHighest Poor Incomes: 18,350thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,527thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,659thSmartest Citizens: 21,534thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,158thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,879thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,939thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,114th
Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the region

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