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WA Delegate: The Jingoistic Military Junta of Pinochet Executionists (elected )

Founder: The Maxwell of Captain Lard

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Welcome to Lardyland, where you must maxwell but can roakia

All embassies accepted!

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Featured Quote:
Sergeant Spammy wrote:After so many harsh years under the tyrannical rule of the Pacific, The Holy land has finally been restored under the rule of our Foundation
Lardlings may I Now present to you

  • Pino the becrophile

  • Claim land on the map below! Contact Sylestone or post on the RMB.
    Note: Open only for inhabitants of Lardyland

  • eat

  • maxwell

  • sex time

  • unban new roakia from lardyland discord

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Lardyland contains 52 nations, the 346th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Highest Average Incomes in Lardyland

The World Census carefully compared the average spending power of citizens in each nation.

As a region, Lardyland is ranked 5,586th in the world for Highest Average Incomes.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Maxwell of Captain LardCorporate Police State Halliburton“UNDERTALE. YOU KNOW. LIKE HUMANS AND MONSTERS”
2.The People's Republic of RedundididiaCorporate Police State Halliburton“To work is to work is to work”
3.The Jingoistic Military Junta of Pinochet ExecutionistsCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Por la razon o la fuerza”
4.The United Socialist States of EdiodiCorrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship“Long Live Chompski”
5.The Federal Moncarchy of ChunganistanFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“True Patriot love, Rise upon the ocean.”
6.The National Bolsheviks of Blizzardian EmpireCorporate Police State Halliburton“Nazbol Gang”
7.The Stone of SylestoneLeft-Leaning College State Paradise“If stones didn’t exist then rocks wouldn’t either.”
8.The Holy Wabbitist Empire of MockiaLibertarian Police State Slightly Overzealous Peoples Democracy“All you managed to do was eat mah d*mn food up!”
9.The Sultanate of Bandar Seri BegawanDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“.”
10.The Republic of Solharcht KiraleInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“War Neutrality is our goal.”

Last poll: “maxwell”

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Lardyland Regional Message Board

Hamamamamamamamamama table for hamina!

Polish Soldier Division 2 wrote:Well, gotta visit wat this is before they eliminate us from their list.

Unfortunately, we were attacked by The Pacific. Our founder revived just to restore our embassies. Wishing you guys well!

I chose the first option wrote:i can feel the poop rising up inside of me i need to go to the bathroom now

Crapvance Wars 2, Flak Poop Rising.

Kasterborous Gallifrey wrote:Unfortunately, we were attacked by The Pacific. Our founder revived just to restore our embassies. Wishing you guys well!

That's convinient.

Why do you guys have the same featured quote? Shouldn’t you change it?

The Gold Mines wrote:Why do you guys have the same featured quote? Shouldn’t you change it?

They do what they want 'cuz they're in charge and we can just die.

Polish Soldier Division 2 wrote:They do what they want 'cuz they're in charge and we can just die.


Bang bang maxwell silver hammer cane down, upon her head. Bang bang, maxwell silver hammer made sure, she was dead
Get it, MAXWELL silver hammer

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Hey y'all, we would love if you guys would vote in our new poll concerning the new GA proposal

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