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WA Delegate (non-executive): The Jingoistic Military Junta of Pinochet Executionists (elected )

Founder: The Fat of Captain Lard

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lmao facism

Welcome to Lardyland! In this place, we all are retarded, you can check this place out... But you cant leave.

In Lardyland, we have many different roleplays. Sports (mainly soccer) roleplay, Army roleplay, Map roleplay and a rivalry against Lily, which is not really a roleplay.

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Credit to Solharcht Kirale for hamburger from mcdonalds

this region is fascist, you can tell because uh... um... uh... some ball guy said so?

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The embassy with Union of Liberal Nations is being withdrawn. Closure expected .

The embassy with DO WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT is being withdrawn. Closure expected .

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Lardyland contains 54 nations, the 334th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Highest Poor Incomes in Lardyland

The World Census studied the spending power of the poorest 10% of citizens in each nation.

As a region, Lardyland is ranked 7,334th in the world for Highest Poor Incomes.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Federation of EdiodiDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“We are the future”
2.The Memery of North CromchInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Stonks.”
3.The Sultanate of Bandar Seri BegawanAuthoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists“.”
4.The United Commonwealth of CockatiellandNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“A country must be united to be free.”
5.The Federal Moncarchy of ChunganistanFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“True Patriot love, Rise upon the ocean.”
6.The Jingoistic Military Junta of Pinochet ExecutionistsCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Por la razon o la fuerza”
7.The Armed Republic of Destructive Government Economic SlaveAuthoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists“A soldier of the DGES”
8.The ㋡㋡㋡ of SpartNIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“𐤈”
9.The no of New GrandMoralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots“no”
10.The Colony of EnafoInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Puppet of Solharcht Kirale”

Last poll: “PAAIIIIN”

Regional Happenings


Lardyland Regional Message Board

Bro why is Meat like gone

New Grand wrote:Bro why is Meat like gone

Idk man seems wild

I hate nationstates

Bruh it seems that the Pacific are invading other regions and closing their embassies with Lardyland because we joked about being fascist 🤣

Pineapple Penlandia wrote:Bruh it seems that the Pacific are invading other regions and closing their embassies with Lardyland because we joked about being fascist 🤣

thats nothing new though

Captain Lard wrote:thats nothing new though

Fair enough, hadn't noticed it before somehow

Pineapple Penlandia wrote:Bruh it seems that the Pacific are invading other regions and closing their embassies with Lardyland because we joked about being fascist 🤣

We need a violent takeover of the Pacific at this point.

Group A
Obsolete 30 Nth tone
Anarchic Kosovo 20 Annabeth Chase
-1 tone 04 Enafo

Group A Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Obsolete 4 3 1 0 7 0 +7 10
2 Beautifully Made 3 3 0 0 3 0 +3 9
3 Anarchic Kosovo 3 2 1 0 5 2 +3 7
4 Enafo 4 1 1 2 4 3 +1 4
5 Nth tone 3 1 0 2 3 5 −2 3
6 -1 tone 3 0 1 2 2 7 −5 1
7 Annabeth Chase 4 0 0 4 1 8 −7 0

Group B
Spam I am 23 5tone
Pineapple Penlandia 13 Pinochet Executionists
Westunia 31 SpartN

Group B Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Pinochet Executionists 4 4 0 0 14 2 +12 12
2 SpartN 4 3 0 1 10 5 +5 9
3 Westunia 3 2 1 0 9 4 +5 7
4 5tone 3 2 0 1 5 5 0 6
5 Spam I am 4 0 1 3 5 9 −4 1
6 Onjigrack Smeth 3 0 0 3 1 9 −8 0
7 Pineapple Penlandia 3 0 0 3 3 13 −10 0

Group C
United Socialist Imperialist 20 Khwhp
Nle Chopa 10 0tone
Silestone 41 Borussian Order

Group C Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Silestone 3 3 0 0 11 1 +10 9
2 United Socialist Imperialist 4 3 0 1 7 6 +1 9
3 Ediodi 3 2 1 0 3 0 +3 7
4 Nle Chopa 3 2 0 1 2 1 +1 6
5 Khwhp 3 1 0 2 1 3 −2 3
6 Borussian Order 4 0 1 3 1 9 −8 1
7 0tone 4 0 0 4 0 5 −5 0

Group D
Dont relax 20 Slovakenian Gas Station
Poopville 01 Regional National AA
Anime is da Best 01 Orthodox Church of Lardyland

Group D Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Captain Lard 3 3 0 0 12 2 +10 9
2 Dont relax 4 2 2 0 5 2 +3 8
3 Orthodox Church of Lardyland 4 1 2 1 4 5 −1 5
4 Regional National AA 4 1 1 2 4 8 −4 4
5 Anime is da Best 3 1 0 2 5 3 +2 3
6 Slovakenian Gas Station 3 1 0 2 4 9 −5 3
7 Poopville 3 0 1 2 2 7 −5 1

Group E
Redundidia 60 North Cromch
A NS Traveller 01 2tone
Captian Lard 01 Dogetopian Weapon Warehouse

Group E Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 2tone 4 3 1 0 4 1 +3 10
2 Dogetopian Weapon Warehouse 4 3 0 1 7 1 +6 9
3 Captian Lard 3 2 0 1 12 1 +11 6
4 Redundidia 4 2 0 2 7 3 +4 6
5 Vingeance 3 1 1 1 3 6 −3 4
6 North Cromch 3 0 0 3 1 9 −8 0
7 A NS Traveller 3 0 0 3 0 13 −13 0

Group F
Pewds Supporter 04 SnowMiser
Ernadiant 00 Spit
Polish Soldier Division 2 12 Spammy Finlandia

Group F Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 SpammySpamSpamifiedSpam 3 3 0 0 9 3 +6 9
2 Spammy Finlandia 4 3 0 1 6 3 +3 9
3 SnowMiser 3 2 0 1 9 5 +4 6
4 Polish Soldier Division 2 3 2 0 1 5 4 +1 6
5 Spit 4 0 2 2 4 9 −5 2
6 Ernadiant 3 0 1 2 1 4 −3 1
7 Pewds Supporter 4 0 1 3 3 9 −6 1

Group G
7tone 02 Destructive Government Economic Slave
6tone 00 Trajan National
Ironiassia Persia 00 Jabberhawky

Group G Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Trajan National 4 3 1 0 5 2 +3 10
2 Ironiassia Persia 3 2 1 0 7 0 +7 7
3 Destructive Government Economic Slave 3 2 0 1 4 2 +2 6
4 Jabberhawky 4 1 3 0 4 3 +1 6
5 Bandar Seri Begawan 3 0 1 2 3 5 −2 1
6 6tone 3 0 1 2 0 5 −5 1
7 7tone 4 0 1 3 1 7 −6 1

Group H
Solharcht Kirale 33 CaptainLard
Jorgelia 11 Greyview
NNE but Lard 01 Chunganistan

Group H Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Chunganistan 4 3 1 0 5 2 +3 10
2 Solharcht Kirale 4 2 1 1 16 6 +10 7
3 CaptainLard 3 1 2 0 5 4 +1 5
4 Jorgelia 3 1 2 0 3 2 +1 5
5 Cockatielland 3 1 1 1 2 1 +1 4
6 Greyview 4 0 1 3 2 10 −8 1
7 NNE but Lard 3 0 0 3 1 9 −8 0

North Cromch wrote:We need a violent takeover of the Pacific at this point.

:smiling_imp: The Pacific is ours

Y'all, do this census for NS i made.

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