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Lardyland RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Jingoistic Military Junta of Pinochet Executionists (elected )

Founder: The Fat of Captain Lard

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 460th Most Nations: 508th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 993rd+8
Largest Retail Industry: 1,816th Largest Black Market: 2,009th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,009th Most Corrupt Governments: 2,078th Fattest Citizens: 2,224th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,343rd Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,432nd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,545th
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hey, remember [REDACTED]? shame it collapsed and got replaced with a crowd of regions on puppet strings

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play franklin 3d by black frog studios
also give pasta

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Lardyland contains 39 nations, the 508th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Highest Economic Output in Lardyland

World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.

As a region, Lardyland is ranked 7,241st in the world for Highest Economic Output.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Defenestration of Human WasteLeft-Leaning College State Paradise“Power corrupts, absolute power is kinda neat”
2.The Sultanate of Bandar Seri BegawanAuthoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists“.”
3.The Fat of Captain LardCorporate Police State Halliburton“I am fat”
4.The Holy Kingdom of OlivatopiaCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Ahmo yõliztli Olivatopia”
5.The People's Republic of RedundididiaCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“To work is to work is to work”
6.The Jingoistic Military Junta of Pinochet ExecutionistsLeft-Leaning College State Paradise“Por la razon o la fuerza”
7.The Federal Republic of Luxembourg-BavariaInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“No matter what, we will fight”
8.The People's Republic of The Finnish USSRFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Actually nothing”
9.The Armed Republic of Destructive Government Economic SlaveAuthoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists“A soldier of the DGES”
10.The Lord and Saviour of GordfieldIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Give me lasgn or give me deathpactio”

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Lightford wrote:Technically, shouldn't I be able to get laid in Laidland?

You’re back, and only after marriage

Lasagn time



did i miss a day where we were featured for a second time lmao


Bye Falecia

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The Insane Asylum of Nationstates.

Probably where I'll end up one day.

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