The Republic of North Ver Ist Bremotica is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by President Frederick Marfont with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 22.061 billion Bremoticans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tloham. The average income tax rate is 31.9%.

The very strong North Ver Ist Bremotican economy, worth a remarkable 1,251 trillion Republic Kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 56,710 Republic Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, politicians cheer the nation's surging death rate, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Ver Ist Bremotica's national animal is the leopard.

North Ver Ist Bremotica is ranked 162,932^nd in the world and 6^th in The Forgotten Lands for Fattest Citizens, with 9.81 Obesity Rate.