The Queendom of Northshore Beach is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 17.901 billion Northshore Beachians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 16.5%.

The Northshore Beachian economy, worth 784 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 43,825 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, nudity is frowned upon, and all tariffs have been abolished. Crime is moderate. Northshore Beach's national animal is the deer.

Northshore Beach is ranked 159,576^th in the world and 6^th in Northern Territory for Highest Food Quality, scoring 14.73 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.