The Republic of Noyy is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Christian Wessle with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.835 billion Noyyians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Amsterdam. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Noyyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,995 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 184,209 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Noyyians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying, and teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noyy's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Noyy is ranked 4,402^nd in the world and 11^th in The United Federations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 119.61 law-abiding acts per hour.