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Most Pacifist: 3,589thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,905thMost Inclusive: 3,951st
The Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal
United in strife, together in peace.
Christian Wessle
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Noyy

Population4.087 billion

CapitalHolly Springs
LeaderChristian Wessle

CurrencyDollar
Animalwolf

The Republic of Noyy is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Christian Wessle with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.087 billion Noyyians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holly Springs. The average income tax rate is 89.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Noyyian economy, worth 573 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 140,210 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, and school lockers are filled with fancy underwear. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noyy's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noyy is ranked 193,915th in the world and 119th in The United Federations for Most Primitive, scoring -319.68 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Pacifist: 3,589thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,905thMost Inclusive: 3,951stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,979thNicest Citizens: 3,989thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,015thSafest: 4,512thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,392ndLargest Publishing Industry: 5,668thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,746thBest Weather: 5,774thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,934thHealthiest Citizens: 6,562ndMost Rebellious Youth: 7,232ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,319thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,677thMost Influential: 7,797thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,078thLowest Crime Rates: 8,249thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,273rdMost Developed: 8,357thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,675thLargest Governments: 9,204thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,585thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,894thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 10,397thMost Cultured: 10,670thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,368thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,425thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,493rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,562ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,829thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,082ndMost Subsidized Industry: 13,657thHighest Average Incomes: 15,790thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,006th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Noyy voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Frieden-und Freudenland".
  • : Noyy voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Freedom to Seek Medical Care II"".
  • : Noyy voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Mikeswill".
  • : Noyy voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Wartime Journalism Protection Act".
  • : Noyy voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Peaceful First Contact".
  • : Noyy voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn ravana".
  • : Following new legislation in Noyy, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
  • : Following new legislation in Noyy, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants.
  • : Following new legislation in Noyy, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Noyy, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water.

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