The Community of Nuevo Nuevo is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Último Caballero with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.747 billion Nuevanos hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuevo Castille. The average income tax rate is 56.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Nuevan economy, worth 893 trillion Fracts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 91,709 Fracts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Passengers often cause a stink on public transport, major cities run on potato batteries, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, and a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuevo Nuevo's national animal is the Loon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nuevo Nuevo is ranked 77,881^st in the world and 47^th in Canada for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.86 law-abiding acts per hour.