The Tsardom of Nukerida is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Tsar Konstantin III with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.11 billion Nukeridans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vevoritsa. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Nukeridan economy, worth 323 trillion Luvkas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,860 Luvkas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, citizens have a tough time telling the difference between jeans and genes, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', and those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nukerida's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Islam and Orthodox Christianity.

Nukerida is ranked 60,377^th in the world and 329^th in Europeia for Highest Average Incomes, with 103,860.07 Standard Monetary Units.