The Republic of New of Pushistia is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Nameless with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, digital currency, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 5.007 billion Pushistians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catopolis. The average income tax rate is 68.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Pushistian economy, worth 839 trillion Pushistian dinars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 167,739 Pushistian dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion, t-shirts displaying a photo of Nameless performing the Full-Monty are selling out, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, and political cartoonists are known for their distinctive odour. Crime is totally unknown. Pushistia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reincarnism.

Pushistia is ranked 68,663^rd in the world and 225^th in Europeia for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 15,728.34 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.