The United Socialist States of Nurossia is a tiny, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Red Panda population. The hard-working population of 14 million Nurossians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17.2%.

The Nurossian economy, worth 650 billion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 46,432 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high. Crime is moderate. Nurossia's national animal is the Red Panda.

Nurossia is ranked 240,504^th in the world and 48^th in Quarantine Zone for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.