The Vast Conspiracy of Objectivist Chimpz is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 39.161 billion Objectivist Chimpzians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Objectivist Chimpzian economy, worth a remarkable 2,379 trillion gold encrusted chimps a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,761 gold encrusted chimps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police force is on a recruitment drive, police officers are seen patrolling the streets armed with satellite-guided truncheons, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, and conservative mooses with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles are seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Objectivist Chimpz's national animal is the conservation moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Objectivist Chimpz is ranked 15,745^th in the world and 4^th in Galts Gulch for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 10,043.22 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.