The Republic of Omaha Utopia is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sovereign with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.844 billion Omaha Utopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesopotamia. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Omaha Utopian economy, worth a remarkable 7,123 trillion gold coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 311,850 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, wishing you had children is considered a sign of child abuse, and Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Omaha Utopia's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Melchizedek Order.

Omaha Utopia is ranked 325,132^nd in the world and 16^th in Ancient for Safest, scoring 4.93 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.