The Catholic Serene Commonwealth of Omensa is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lord Protector Kevin Dempsey with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and aversion to nipples. The devout population of 29.778 billion Omensans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaladoin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Omensan economy, worth a remarkable 5,094 trillion Malaches a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 171,087 Malaches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, and soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Omensa's national animal is the Omensan Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Chaladoin Catholic Church of Omensa.

Omensa is ranked 820^th in the world and 1^st in Catholic for Lowest Crime Rates, with 177.24 law-abiding acts per hour.