The Colony of Orange top is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.737 billion Orange topians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 59.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Orange topian economy, worth 506 trillion Oranges a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,937 Oranges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, the drive to dismantle public transport has crashed and burned, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, and the government seizes the property of the recently deceased. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orange top's national animal is the Eastern Box Turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Orange top is ranked 54,112^th in the world and 51^st in Bingos Puppet Sanctuary for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 19,140.38 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.